A man asks his wife, how many times have you cheated on me? His wife answered: 3 times. husband: What? When was the the first time? Do you remember when you were at the beach house with your friend last summer?
wife: Yes, I remember.
husband: And the second time?
wife: That was at the hotel on our anniversary last year.
husband: I see. And the third time?
wife: Well, that was just now, when you asked me.