Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess…

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess…
“Will you marry me?”

The Princess said “NO!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played golf, and fu*k*d women half his age, and drank beer, and scotch and had tons of money in the bank, and scratched his balls without criticism and left the toilet seat up goddamnit.

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