A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After
the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want…
and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner
to be on the table, unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting,
fishing, boozin’, and card-playing when I want with my old
buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my
rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand
that there’ll be s*x here at seven o’clock every night – whether
you’re here or not.”