While on holiday, the Seven Dwarfs visit the local convent to
buy some souvenirs. They meet up with the Mother Superior
and Dopey stops to talk to her.
“Excuse me, your holy one, do you have any short nuns
here?” Mother Superior is quite puzzled by the question but
replies, “Not very short, some around 5 foot.”
“Are you sure there aren’t any nuns about 3 foot in height?”
he persists.
“No, no, no one like that.”
As the dwarfs leave, the Mother Superior follows them
quietly down the road to try and discover the reason for such
an odd question. She overhears the other dwarfs asking him
what was said, and he replies, “She said they don’t have any.”
On hearing this, the dwarfs fall about laughing and
chanting: “Dopey’s fucked a penguin, Dopey’s fu*ked a
penguin.”