A woman is looking in the mirror when her husband enters the room.
She complains to him that her breasts are too small, so he pipes up with a solution.
“Rub a piece of toilet paper be- tween them for a few seconds, every day” he says.
Willing to try anything, she grabs a sheet of toilet paper and starts rubbing.
“How long will this take” she asks?
“They will grow larger over a period of a few years.”
She said “How do you know it will work?”
Without missing a beat, he says “It worked for your butt, didn’t