A man is in a hotel lobby.He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her bre@st.
They are both startled and he says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your bre@st, I know you’ll forgive me. “She replies, “if your p*nis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.