A priest and rabbi are sitting on an airline next to each other
The stewardess brings out their meals, the priest a pork dinner, and the rabbi a salad.
The priest turns to the rabbi and says “can I ask you a question?” the rabbi nods. The priest asks “you don’t eat pork correct?” The rabbi says “no it is forbidden in Leviticus. An animal must have split hooves and chew it’s cud to be kosher. A pig doesn’t qualify.” The priest asks “but have you ever tried it?” The rabbi says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I was religious, I was somewhat rebellious I did try pork.”
The rabbi asks the priest “can I ask you a question?” the priest nods. The rabbi says “you can’t have s*x, right?” The priest says “no. We must have undivided attention to God and not let marriage or s*x cloud that focus so we agree to celibacy.” The rabbi says “but did you ever?” The priest says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I considered being a priest I was a bit wild and did experience the pleasure of a woman’s flesh.” After a brief pause the rabbi says “better than pork, huh?”