A little girl was taking a bath with her mother.
The mother stood up in the bath and the girl noticed the dark hair of her pubic area.
Pointing to that area, the girl asked, Hey mommy, what is that? The mom was flustered and replied, Oh, that’s my squirrel.
The little girl said, Oh, ok. A couple of days later, the girl was taking a bath with her grandmother.
She noticed that her pubic area was gray. The girl asked, Hey grandma, why is mommies squirrel brown and your squirrel is gray?
Grandma said, When your mommie’s squirrel has cracked as many nuts as mine has, it will be gray too!