it was time for Father John’s
Saturday night bath and the young Nun
Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath
water and towels just the way the old
nun had instructed sister Magdalene was
also instructed not to look at Father
John’s nakedness if she could help it do
whatever he told her to do
and pray the next morning the old nun
asked sister Magdalene how the Saturday
night bath had gone oh sister said the
young nun dreamily I been saved saved
and how did that come about asked the
old nun well when Father John was
soaking in the tub he asked me to wash
him and while I was washing him he
guided my hand down between his legs
where he said the Lord keeps the key to
Heaven did he said the old nun curiously
sister Magdalene continued and Father
John said that if the key to Heaven fits
my lock the portals of Heaven would be
open to me and I would be assured
salvation and eternal peace and then
Father John guided his key to Heaven
into my luck is that a fact said the old
nun even more curiously
at first it hurt terribly but Father
John said the pathway to Salvation was
often painful and that the glory of God
would soon swell my heart with ecstasy
and it did it felt so good being saved
that wicked old bastard said the old nun
he told me it was Gabriel’s horn and
I’ve been blowing it for 40 years