one day a husband telephones his wife
but his daughter answers hello hey honey
this is Daddy is Mommy near the phone no
Daddy she’s in the bedroom with
Uncle Jake but you don’t have an uncle Jake sweetie
uh yes I do and he’s upstairs in the
bedroom with Mommy right now okay honey
I need you to go near the bedroom and
Shout Daddy’s car just pulled out into
the driveway and then come back and call
me a few minutes later the daughter
counts back I did it Daddy well what
happened Mommy got scared started
running around tripped and hit her head
and now she isn’t moving oh my God and
what about Uncle Jake
he too got scared jumped out of the
window into the swimming pool but he
forgot you took out the water last week
and now he isn’t moving as well
wait a minute my house doesn’t have a
swimming pool wait is this 3517381