a woman was sure that her husband was
cheating on her by having an affair with
the maid so she laid down a trap one
evening she sent the maid home for the
weekend and didn’t tell her husband that
night when they went to bed the husband
gave the same old story excuse me my
dear my stomach aches he then went into
the bathroom the wife promptly ran down
the hall got into the maid’s bed and
switched the lights off soon she heard
foot steps and then felt him get into
bed with her after some passionate love
making she said suddenly I bet you
didn’t expect to find me in this bed did
you then she switched the light
on no ma’am said the
gardener