A blonde woman is struggling to get her tomatoes to ripen,
so she goes to her neighbor’s man with her problem.
The neighbor says, “All you have to do is go out at midnight
and dance around in the garden n*ked for a few minutes,
and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red.”
The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman’s house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red.
if her tomatoes have turned red.
The woman says “No, they’re still green,
but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!”