A boy meets a girl for a date
The boy said:
“I wanted to get you flowers, but when I got to the flower shop, a girl was blocking the door! She was dressed like a pr0st1tute, and was murmuring something, I think it was numbers! I didn’t want to deal with her, so I came straight here.
The girl said:
“Oh, don’t worry, it’s the thot that counts. “