The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”
The man said, “Will you watch us have s*xual interc0urse?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have int*rc0urse,” and charged them $80. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have int*rc0urse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”
The old man said, “We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married and we can’t go to her house, I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $120; the Hilton charges $150. We do it here for $80 and I get $64 back from my health plan.”