a farmer drove over to his neighbor’s
house and knocked on the door a boy
about 9 opened the door is your mom or
dad home the farmer asked the boy no
they went into town the boy replied well
how about your brother Howard the farmer
asked no he went with Mom and Dad the
boy said the farmer stood there for a
minute shifting from one foot to another
and mumbling when the boy says I know
where the tools are if you need to
borrow one or I could give my dad a
message for you well the farmer said
uncomfortably I wanted to talk to your
dad about your brother Howard getting my
daughter pregnant the boy thought for a
moment then said you’ll have to talk to
my dad about that I know he charges
$500 for the bowls and
$150 for the pigs but I have no idea
how much he charges for how