A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. “I had s*x with another woman last night,” he tells her. “But I was thinking of you the whole time.” “You miss me that much?” she asks. “No,” he says. “But it kept me from coming too fast.” So same ex girlfriend kicked him in his privates and said to him: “Now you will think of me…everytime you try to have s*x!”.