A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said:
“When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
Said the counsellor:
“Why complain? You are still getting the same service.
In the corporate world they call it,