A mailman was retiring after running the same route over 20 years, he had gotten to know the people pretty well so he left little notes of appreciation in their mailboxes…
The next day he gets to the first house on the block and the couple there greet him with a going away present and say there goodbyes. This goes on for the next few houses.
But about 5 houses in a lady greets him at the door in nothing but her und*rwe@r. She snatches him inside and proceeds to give him the best f**k he have in 20 years. When they were done she kisses him says her goodbyes and hands him a dollar.
Not knowing exactly what just happened he said, “my that was lovely but whats with the dollar?”
She says “when i told my husband yesterday that you were retiring, he said f**k him, give him a dollar.”