A man buys a pack of “Olympic condoms”. Upon getting home, he
announces to his wife.
she blurts, “What makes them so special?” “There are three colors,” he
replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze…??
tonight?”, she asks cheekily. “Gold of course,” says the man proudly. The
wife responds, “Why do not you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came
second for a change.”