A man wakes up on a Friday morning, looks over at his wife and says “wife, wake up, were going camping”
His wife rolls over and sits up in bed and says “Honey, you know I don’t like bugs or being outside, I’m not going camping.
“Well” the man says, “I’ll give you three choices, you can: A – go camping B – give me a bl0w j0b C – take it in the @ss … so whats your choice”?
His wife says “I don’t want to do any of those things”
The man says “I’m going out to the garage to pack up the truck, so you’ve got about 10 minutes to make up your mind.
After a while the man returns and asks “alright, so whats it going to be”?
His wife, says “I don’t wanna do any of those things”
The man says “you have to choose one”
so she says “FINE! Ill give you a bl0w j0b”
so he drops his pants and she gets to business polishing his knob when all the sudden she freaks out and yells “WHAT THE FU*K? THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT!”
The husband calmly replies, “
“Yea, the dog didn’t wanna go either”