A man goes to a hospital and sees a man m@sturb@ting.
He asks the nurse why is he doing so. The nurse explains to him that if he doesn’t m@sturb@te every 6 hours there would be a clot and he would die. Then in the next room, he sees a nurse giving a bl*wj*b to a guy. He then says, “You will have to explain this.” The nurse replies, “Same problem better insurance.”