A man notices that his wife’s вuтт is growing in size. “I’m sure your вuтт is as huge as my grill.”
His wife scoffs, but he grabs a tape measure, measures her bottom, measures the grill, and taunts her that they’re approximately the same size.
That night, he attempts to see if he can strike it rich. “Not tonight,” his wife responds.
He asks her why not, to which she responds, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-аss grill for one little wеinеr?”