“Quick! Give me a pint of lager, and then a whisky, then another pint and another whisky, then a pint and a whisky, a pint and a whisky, a pint and a whisky, another pint, another whisky, and finally a pint and a whisky”
As fast as the bartender is pouring the drinks, the man is knocking them back, one after the other.
The bartender says “You okay mate? What’s brought this on?”
The man replies “Man, I should *NOT* be drinking all this with what I’ve got…”
“My god” replies the bartender, “what have you got??”
Man replies “About five bucks..”