A man walks in his room after work and is surprised to find his wife lying undressed on the bed. After careful examination he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a undressed man standing there…
‘Who the hell are you?’ he yells.
The undressed guy replies ‘I’m the moth inspector’
‘Oh yeah! what are you doing undressed?’
He looks down and exclaims ‘Oh my god! I’m too late!’