He asks the bartender, “Hey, can I pay for my beer with this bag of potatoes?”
“Funny you should ask that,” says the bartender. “My wife just called. She’s making a stew and forgot the potatoes.”
The bartender takes the potatoes and gives the man his beer.
A week later, the same man walks into the bar with a bag of onions.
He asks the bartender, “Hey, can I pay for my beer with this bag of onions?”
“Funny you should ask that,” says the bartender. “My wife just called. She’s making a lasagna and forgot the onions.”
The bartender takes the onions and gives the man his beer.
A week later, the same man walks into the bar with a bag of d!ldos.
He asks the bartender, “Hey, can I pay for my beer with this bag of d!ldos?”
“Sorry, man,” the bartender says. “I’d like to help you out again, but my wife died.”