A man walks into a bar with a bag of potatoes…

He asks the bartender, “Hey, can I pay for my beer with this bag of potatoes?”

“Funny you should ask that,” says the bartender. “My wife just called. She’s making a stew and forgot the potatoes.”

The bartender takes the potatoes and gives the man his beer.

A week later, the same man walks into the bar with a bag of onions.

He asks the bartender, “Hey, can I pay for my beer with this bag of onions?”

“Funny you should ask that,” says the bartender. “My wife just called. She’s making a lasagna and forgot the onions.”

The bartender takes the onions and gives the man his beer.

A week later, the same man walks into the bar with a bag of d!ldos.

He asks the bartender, “Hey, can I pay for my beer with this bag of d!ldos?”

“Sorry, man,” the bartender says. “I’d like to help you out again, but my wife died.”

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