A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt Sally was in the house naked.
So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed n@ked and sweaty. She asks, “What’s going on?” He replies, “I’m having a heart attack.”
She says “I’m going to call 911” and runs to the bathroom to get an aspirin. In the bathroom closet however, she discovers the Aunt in the n*de, and gives her a tight slap, “How dare you! My husband is having a heart attack and you’re running around n@ked scaring the kids!”