a teacher noticed that little Johnny sitting at the back of the class
was squirming around scratching his crotch and not paying attention she went
back to find out what was going on he was quite embarrassed and whispered that
he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy the teacher told
him go down to the principal’s office he was to telephone his mother and ask her
what what he should do about it he did it and he returned to the classroom
where he sat down in his seat suddenly there was a commotion at the back of the
room she went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his
thing hanging out I thought I told you to call your mother she screamed I did
he said and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon she’d come and
pick me up from school