once there was a man who had an
extremely small PEN!S and was forever
unhappy about what he had been born with
one day he was walking through town when
he came upon a small store that said
true magic and wishes looking like a
rather strange and interesting shop the
man entered the store and walked up to
the shopkeeper behind the counter what
do you mean by your sign true magic and
wishes he asked curiously well you see
young man we have many things that can
make all your dreams come true in a
single wish or spell the shopkeeper said
do you have something that you always
wished for she asked the man looking a
bit embarrassed the man finally said yes
but you cannot laugh okay my PEN!S is
very small and I wish it to be very big
can you help me the man asked the
shopkeeper smiled Don not be saddened by
this for I have just a thing for you the
man watched the shopkeeper open a drawer
underneath the counter and pull out a
strange leather case opening the case it
contained a gold ring with a mysterious
red stone set in it this will help you
but there will be a price the shopkeeper
said the man thought about this and if
he was to have a big PEN!S he would pay
anything to have it so after settling a
price that made both parties satisfied
the shopkeeper told him how to use the
ring it works quite simple all you need
to do is wear it like a normal ring and
bump into people and let them apologize
once this happens your PEN!S will grow a
few inches each time it happens the
shopkeeper said the man thanked the
shopkeeper and as soon as he was out of
the store and on on the street he could
not wait to try it slipping the ring on
his finger he found that a little old
lady was walking his way and he
purposely bumped into her and she
apologized slowly he felt something
strange happened to his PEN!S and sure
enough he felt it grow a few inches in
his pants I cannot believe it it works
like a charm the man thought next he
bumped into a young man walking his dog
and sure enough the young man aized and
again he felt his PEN!S grow a little
more the man was over the moon the man
then saw an old Indian man also walking
his way and again bumped into him the
old Indian man looked up at the man who
had bumped into him and placed his hand
upon his shoulder in guest her and said
a thousand apologies my good man