a woman and a baby were in the
doctor’s examining room waiting for the
doctor to come in the doctor arrived
examined the baby checked his weight and
found it somewhat below normal the
doctor asked if the baby was breastfed
or bottle-fed
breastfed the woman replied well strip
down to your waist the doctor asked she
did he pressed kneaded rolled cupped and
pinched both breasts in a detailed
rigorously thorough
Examination motioning for her to get
dressed he said no wonder this baby is
underweight you don’t have any milk I
know she said I’m his grandmother but
I’m glad I came