so a woman found out her husband
was cheating so she grabbed a large
knife intending to cut off his manhood
while he slept she lifted the blanket
and raised the knife over her head but
as she swung it down he moved slightly
and she ended up chopping off his leg
instead the husband called the police
and they arrested her for assault and
attempted murder but given all the
circumstances the judge decided that she
was only guilty of a missed dewiener