A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass.
Her husband answered aggravated, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!”
Next time the sink was dripping, she asked him again, “Honey, can you fix the faucet?”
The husband replied, “What do I look like to you? A plumber?!”
Two days later, a light bulb went out and she begged him again, “Honey, can you change the light bulb?”
His reply was, “What am I? An electrician?!”
A few days later, the husband came home from work to find that the lawn had been cut, the faucet fixed, the light bulb changed. Very surprised, he says, “Honey, what happened here?”
The wife replies, “You know our new next door neighbour? He came over and fixed everything!”
The husband wonders, “Honey, how did you pay him?!”
“Oh, you know,” the wife says, “he told me that I could either bake him a cake or have s*x with him.”
Somewhat relieved the husband asks, “Whew, so what kind of a cake did you bake for him?”
The wife retorts, “Who do you think I am? Betty Crocker?!”