A WOMEN DECIDED TO GO TO THE LOCAL MARKET AND SEE IF SHE COULD FIND SOMETHING NICE FOR HER TO WEAR FOR THE EVENING…
SHE TRIED ON MANY DIFFERENT LINGERIES WHEN SHE FINALLY FOUND THE ONE AND BOUGHT IT.
BACK AT HOME SHE DRESSED UP IN IT AND TOOK A PICTURE TO SEND TO HER HUSBAND.
SO, SHE SENT THE PICTURE AND ASKED HER HUSBAND IF HE THOUGHT THE NEW DRESS MADE HER BUTT LOOK BIG.
THE HUSBAND TEXTED HER BACK “NOOO!”
LATER IN THE EVENING HE CAME BACK HOME AND WAS GOING TO THE BEDROOM HOPING TO HAVE SOME GOOD LOVEMAKING WITH HER… BUT THE WIFE WAS VERY ANGRY, AND THE MAN WAS CLUELESS AS TO WHAT HAPPENED…
THE WIFE DIDN’T SPEAK AT ALL SO HE FIGURED THAT HE WOULD TEXT HER AND TOOK OUT HIS PHONE AND SAW THAT THE PHONE HAD AUTOCORRECTED HIS EARLIER MESSAGE TO “MOOO!”