An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in the doctor asked so what do you attribute your good health the old-timer said I’m a golfer and that’s why I’m in such good shape I’m up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways the doctor said well I’m sure that helps but there’s got to be more to it how old was your father when he died the old-timer said who said my father’s dead the doctor said you mean you’re 80 years old and your father is still alive how old is he the old-timer said he’s 100 years old and in fact he golfed with me this morning that’s why he’s still alive he’s a golfer the doctor said well that’s great but I’m sure there’s more to it how about your grandfather how old was he when he died the old-timer said who said my grandpa’s dead the doctor said you mean you’re 80 years old and your grandfather still living how old is he the old-timer said he’s 118 years oldthe doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said I guess he went golfing with you this morning too theold-timer said no grandpa couldn’t go this morning because he got married the doctor said in amazement got married why would a 118 year old guy want to getmarried the old-timer shot back who said he wanted to