So there’s this girl right (we’ll call her Ashley) Ashley’s been flat chested her whole life and as
she approaches her mid 20s she wants to get a boob job. So she goes to see this doctor by the name of
Dr. bob, and Dr. bob tells her if she wants bigger boobs all she has to do is wake up every morning,
rub her chest, and at the same time say “scooby dooby doo, I want bigger boobs.” So she starts
doing this for a couple weeks and she realizes it’s starting to work, but one morning while she’s
taking the bus she realizes she forgot about her new morning routine. So she looks around, makes
sure the coast is clear, and rubs her chest while saying “scooby dooby doo, I want bigger boobs.”
All of a sudden the guy behind her goes “hey! Have you been seeing Dr. Bob too?”
And she goes “yeah? How do you know?” And the man responds “hickory dickory dock.”