Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened the trunk, took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They’re dressed in open trench coats that expose their nudity…

Two nuns are driving down the road when a naked man jumps in front of their car and starts touching himself inappropriately.The more senior nun tells the younger nun, “show him your cross!” The younger nun sticks her head out the window and screams, “Hey mister, get the fuck outta the way!”

Did you know that having too much sex can lead to memory loss?I read that in Men’s Sexual Health Magazine Volume 6, Issue 17, Page 71 on August 24th, 2015 at 8:46 AM

A young man who has never had a job finally gets one as a doorman at a nice hotelOn his first day, he arrives in uniform all nervous and serious. He opens the door, greets guests and visitors with a smile, closes the door behind them. He does everything admirably. In the afternoon, something weird…

A man enters a craft chocolates shop and asks if they could make a chocolate model car for him. Three weeks later the man returns and indeed there is a lovely chocolate VW Beetle model on display. The chocolatier proudly shows it in all its glorious details: interior, wheels, steering wheel, windows, everything works perfect,…

My girlfriend is the perfect weightIf she was any fatter I wouldn’t be attracted to her and if she was any skinnier she wouldn’t be attracted to me

The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep, however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly. After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks…

After many years of marriage, I think my wife still finds me sexy. Everytime I go past her in the house she says, “What an ass.”

A man walks onto the campus of Yale University. He walks up to a student and asks “Where’s the bathroom at?” The student responds haughtily, “Here at Yale, we’re taught not to end a sentence with a preposition.” The man realizing his terrible unforgivable mistake corrects himself, “Where’s the bathroom at asshole?”