A blonde woman is driving past a wheat field, when she sees another blonde in the wheat field in a rowboat just rowing like mad. She drives past, but as she gets farther away, she becomes irate and drives back to the wheat field. She jumps out of the car and yells, “You know, it’s…
last night I was telling a girl in the pub that just by feeling her breasts I could tell on what day exactly she was born she said go on then after about a minute she said come on what day was I born I said yesterday
a teacher asks her class for some examples of medicines they know little Harry promptly raises his hands and says Tylenol for headaches the teacher says very good Harry anyone else Little Jenny answers from the back um ambian my mom tells me it helps her sleep the teacher Smiles at her and says good…
a boy grows up being told by his mother never to touch a woman’s private parts because they have teeth one day when he’s older he starts seeing a lovely girl who he begins to fall in love with things are going great but she starts to feel frustrated at his lack of sexual progression…
arriving home early from work a husband found his wife in bed with another man wait a minute exclaimed the husband what exactly do you think you are doing see said the wife looking at her lover I told you he was stupid
a woman went to her doctor for advice she told him that her husband had developed a penchant for only doing butt stuff and she was not sure that it was such a good idea do you enjoy it the doctor asked the woman replied actually yes I do does it hurt you he asked…
Thomas goes into a fun house in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a professional he asks her how much do you charge for the hour $100 she replies so he asks okay do you do glasow style she says no he then asks her I’ll pay you $200 to do it Glasgow style she…
a woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room waiting for the doctor to come in the doctor arrived examined the baby checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal the doctor asked if the baby was breastfed or bottle-fed breastfed the woman replied well strip down to your waist the doctor…
I worked late last night and when I left I detoured two blocks to buy a newspaper while walking to my car a young lady was coming the other way and as we were passing she said you look a little lonely want some company now this was no tenderloin District so I was surprised…
a young man and a young woman meet while out dancing one night things are going well and they are obviously attracted to one another they go back to the guy’s apartment and begin kissing and embracing each other the guy tells her you’re so beautiful I cannot wait any longer I have some rubbers…