Paddy got a job as a Bus Driver and on his first morning he just sat at the Depot waiting.
The Bus Inspector came over to see and asked what the problem was.
Paddy said, “l’m waiting for the Ticket Conductor.”
The Bus Inspector informed him that all the Buses were now One Man Buses.
So Paddy drives off in the Double Decker Bus.
Twenty minutes later there is a call to the depot “one of your buses has been involved in a traffic accident.”
The Bus Inspector goes down to the Crash and there is Paddy and the Wrecked Bus.
Bus Inspector asked Paddy “How did this happen?”
Paddy shrugged his shoulders, and said…..
“I’m not entirely sure, l was Upstairs collecting the Fares at the time.”