A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have…
The husband says,
“No f*cking chance love, They’re too expensive!”
Later on that night in bed,
The wife is just falling off to sleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hands on her hips….
She turns to him and says,
“No f*cking chance love, If you ain’t prepared to shoe the horse then you ain’t f*ckin riding it!!”