When The Pr*stit*te Turns Out To Be His Wife.
A man’s walking home late at night when
he sees a woman in the shadows.
“Twenty bucks,” she says.
He’s never been with a Pr*stit*te before,
but he decides what the hell.
They are going at it for a minute
when all of a sudden a light flashes
on them-it’s a policeman.
“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.
“I’m making love to my wife,”
the man answers indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”
“Well,” said the man, “to tell the truth
neither did I until you flashed that light on her face.”