Kathleen tells her Catholic mother she’s divorcing her husband
The surprised mother says “why in the world are you divorcing Kenneth? He’s handsome, he’s rich, he’s Catholic. What in the world could be so bad?”
Kathleen replies “well this is embarassing but since you asked I’ll tell you. Kenneth will only have @n@l s*x. He won’t even thing of having traditional v@gin@l s-x. When we first got married my @n@l hole was the size of a dime. Now the hole is the size of a quarter.”
The mother disgustingly looks at her daughter and yells “so for 15 cents you’re going to cause trouble???”