Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared one with the teacher. Little Johnny says, Can I play with your belly button? My mom always lets me when we camp. The teacher says, sure. 5 minutes later, the teacher says, Woah. Woah. Woah. That’s not a bellabund. Little Johnny says, woah. Woah. Woah. That’s not a finger.