“Son, I guess you are old enough to know. You know our town is strict about no pre-marital s*x. Several town men used to… um… relieve their stress into the local well. One dark night, I was heading back to our house, and I fell in the well. After some fuss, our family got me out, and 9 months later, you were born. “
“Um… mom, I still don’t quite understand where I came from, but thanks for telling me.”
“Son, you’re well c*m.”