Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says I’m sleeping with the priest’s wife can you hold him in church for an hour after Mass for me the friend doesn’t like it but being a buddy he agrees after Mass Bob starts talking to the priest asking him all sorts of stupid questions just to…
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what his problem was. He replied, “I’m too smart for the first grade… ” “my sister is in the third grade, and I’m smarter than her too.” The teacher…
One night a little girl walks in on her parents Having a game. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. What are you doing, Mommy? The mother too embarrassed to tell her little girl about so she makes up an…
A man and a woman had been travelling the past couple of weeks and were now enjoying their day at the beach. The man asks the woman, What do you think? Shall we go today to a nude beach and fully enjoy the sunshine? The woman agrees and so they go and start sunbathing. After…
A beautiful woman approaches a pharmacist and asks, “Do you have extra large condoms?” The pharmacist replies, “Yes, aisle 11.” The blonde goes to the isle. But about 30 minutes later she is still looking at the condoms. The pharmacist calls over to her, “Do you need some help?” The woman replies, “No, I’m just…
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then, another couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of…
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, “Heck. My wife is better than that.” The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, “You know? Your wife is better.”
a teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that. The teenager yells back. Loosen up, grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show. And out she goes. The next day…
the doctor told him that Master buing before sex often helped Men last longer during the act the man decided what the hell I try it he spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it he couldn’t do it in his office he talk about the restroom but that was too…
a well-earned one dollar bill and a similarly distressed 100 Bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be destroyed as they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned they struck up a conversation the 100 Bill reminisced about its travel all over the country I’ve had a pretty good life the 100 Bill…
