one day a husband telephones his wife but his daughter answers hello hey honey this is Daddy is Mommy near the phone no Daddy she’s in the bedroom with Uncle Jake but you don’t have an uncle Jake sweetie uh yes I do and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now okay honey…
Three men died and were greeted by Satan at the gates of hell. Welcome, you sinners! Here in hell, your rank and your mode of transportation is based on your Your experiences with women. And then he asks the first man, How many were you with? The man thinks and says, I think it must…
A woman had been shopping the whole day at the mall and was almost ready to go back home. When she noticed a tattoo artist doing a really amazing tattoo for this one woman, she goes closer to take a look and is absolutely amazed how talented the man is. Once the tattoo artist finished…
Tom calls into work and says hey boss I not come work today I really sick I got headache stomach ache and my legs hurt I not come work the boss says you know Tom I really need you today when I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me…
A man goes to a restaurant for dinner. He has a seat at a table and opens a menu to find out that none of the foods have prices next to them. He beckons the waiter over and asks, “How much is the Fettuccine Alfredo?” The waiter says, “A penny.” The man exclaims, “A penny?…
A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy, she asked the doctor “What’s that thing hanging between my husband’s legs?” The doctor replies “We call that the penis.” The new bride then asks “What’s that reddish/purple thing on the end of the penis?” The doctor replies…
Three women were sitting around talking about their s@x lives. The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke.” The second woman said, “My husband’s like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting…
I thought about an old age question is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the bollocks women always maintain that giving birth is far more painful than a bloke getting kicked in the bollocks well after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking I came up with the answer to that question getting…
A young man is starting his first ever job at a morgue. The boss of the morgue thinks, I’ll throw him in at the deep end on his first day give him a real challenge. So he takes the young man to a door and he tells the young man “Behind this door is a…
Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party he didn’t even remember how he got home from the party as bad as he was failing he wondered if he did something wrong jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he saw was a couple…
