A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. “How come you are sweating?” he asks. The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?”
an older couple had been together for 40 years now and they had never had anyone else in their lives and they both had been for a long time thinking how it would be to have a swing with someone else one day in the morning while they were having breakfast the man reads the…
A MAN HAD BEEN TOGETHER WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR ABOUT 2 YEARS NOW. THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER, AND THE MAN WAS REALLY TRYING TO FIND THE BEST GIFT FOR HER. HE FIGURES THAT THERE’S NOTHING MORE ROMANTIC THAN TO HAVE HER NAME TATTOOED ON HIM. SO, HE GOES OVER TO A…
Three nuns passed away and went up to Heaven. They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity, God Himself was going to bestow upon them each one wish…LongThe first nun said with a blush, “This is slightly embarrassing, but I have to admit,…
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight when Grandpa found a bottle of Vi@gra in his son’s medicine cabinet he asked about using one of the pills the son said I don’t think you should take one dad they’re very strong and very expensive how much asked Grandpa $10 a pill answered the son…
In a quaint little church, there was a talented organist named Karen, renowned for her impressive musical skills and, well, equally impressive assets. As she played the organ, her ample bosom seemed to have a mind of its own, drawing more attention than the hymns themselves. This became quite the topic of discussion among the…
Clark Kent was lying on his death bed with his wife Lois Lane laying beside him after some time Lois said darling I have to confess something years ago I had an affair with Superman it was only one night but I’ve regretted it ever since I hope you can forgive me you don’t need…
wife suppose you hit the jackpot of $1 million in a lottery and the same day someone kidnaps me and Demands a ransom of $1 million what will you do husband I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day
so a woman found out her husband was cheating so she grabbed a large knife intending to cut off his manhood while he slept she lifted the blanket and raised the knife over her head but as she swung it down he moved slightly and she ended up chopping off his leg instead the husband…
a guy and a girl had a poem competition Guy 2 * 2 is 4 4 + 5 is 9 I can put mine in yours but you can’t put yours in mine girl two time * 2 is 4 4 + 5 is 9 I know the length of yours but you won’t know…
