a farmer drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door a boy about 9 opened the door is your mom or dad home the farmer asked the boy no they went into town the boy replied well how about your brother Howard the farmer asked no he went with Mom and Dad…
a man sat on a towel on a beach he had no arms or legs three women walked past and felt sorry for him one said you ever had a hug he said no so she hugged him and walked on the second one asked you ever had a kiss he said no so she…
a wise old farmer wanted to teach his young 18-year-old son about entrepreneurship and resourcefulness to test the boy skills he handed him a duck and challenged him take this to the town my son by the time you return make sure you are in a better position than when you started taking up the…
a 17-year-old male walks into a drug store he says I’ve been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s house afterwards I hope there is a chance I get lucky you know what I mean clerk how about condoms then they could come in handy here’s a pack the young man after paying walks…
A guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with s@x. “Doctor, I think my dick is just too damn small” he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. Well, American beer” he replies quite bemused. “Aaaahhh. There’s your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. You should try…
a policeman was out doing his rounds at Lovers Lane he went up to one car and there was a couple in the back seat making love he tapped on the window and asked what are you doing in there the lady said we’re doing the twist the policeman moved to the next car and…
the husband gets a love bite on his neck from his secretary he goes home quite worried but suddenly gets a brain wave upon reaching his house he allows his pet dog to jump on him and shouts honey our dog bit my neck the wife removes her bra and says see what he did…
a man comes to the doctor and says doctor no matter what I do in bed I cannot satisfy my wife so the doctor sends him to the old train station where he is to find a very well-built guy that can help him and so the man goes there finds the big guy and…
two deaf people get married during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they cannot see each other using sign language after several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings the wife proposes a solution honey she signs why do…
