A little girl asks her mum, ‘Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?’ Her mum replies ‘No, because she is on heat.’ ‘What does that mean?’ asked the child. ‘Go and ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.’ The little girl goes out to the garage and says,…
So there’s this girl right (we’ll call her Ashley) Ashley’s been flat chested her whole life and as she approaches her mid 20s she wants to get a boob job. So she goes to see this doctor by the name of Dr. bob, and Dr. bob tells her if she wants bigger boobs all she…
three women died and went up to heaven St Peter met them at the ply Gates and told them that in heaven there’s only one rule don’t step on any Ducks they entered and noticed that there were quite a lot of ducks around and later that day one of the women accidentally stepped on…
a Roman Catholic priest is on his way to Rome when he runs into an old childhood friend my goodness Mary he says how have you been oh could be better she says my husband Robert and I have been trying to have children for 15 years but we are Barren I’m so sorry says…
it was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young Nun Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John’s nakedness if she could help it do whatever he told her to do and…
once there was a man who had an extremely small PEN!S and was forever unhappy about what he had been born with one day he was walking through town when he came upon a small store that said true magic and wishes looking like a rather strange and interesting shop the man entered the store…
a new tenant moved into the apartment across from me a couple of days later there was a knock at the door I opened the door and there stood the most stunningly beautiful woman I’d ever seen and as far as I knew all she was wearing was a mid thigh length satin night gown…
The wife went to bed with her lover, and the husband came to lunch. The wife quickly hid her lover in the fridge. The husband goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge and… – Who are you? – Pete. – What are you doing here? – I’m eating sausage. The husband returned to work and…
two couples were playing cards Tom accidentally dropped some cards on the floor when he bent down under the table to pick them up he noticed Alex wife was not wearing any panties shocked by death Tom hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced later Tom went to the kitchen to get some…
an elderly man had owned a large farm in Louisiana for many years right at the back of the farm there was a large pound ideal for swimming the old farmer had fixed it up nicely with picnic tables horseshoe carts and some apple and peach trees one evening the farmer decided to go down…
