A trucker pulled into his regular truck stop diner. Noticing there was a new blonde waitress, he thought he could confuse her with his order. He said, I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the…
4 men are in the hospital waiting rooms, because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations, you’re a father of twins.” The man says, “That’s a crazy coincidence, because I work for the Minnesota Twins.” The nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations, you’re the father…
A business woman was very busy and had a hectic schedule. She called her husband and said, “Darling, I have to work late tonight. I was going to go shopping at the department store after I got off work, but I just don’t have the time. Would you be a dear, and stop at Hopkins…
a blonde hitchhiking on the highway gets picked up by a trucky they get down the road and the blonde needs a piss I ain’t stopping I’m already behind and I stopped to get you said the trucky there’s an empty Coke bottle there use that the blonde thinks about it but can’t do it…
A woman gets married and shortly afterwards her husband dies. A friend tries to console her and asks, “What happened to your husband?” “He died of from eating poison mushrooms,” said the wife. The woman gets married a second time and not long after the marriage her second husband dies. The same friend…
Two wives finally find some time to have a night out, just the two girls. After a night of happy drinking, they decide to wobble home, but on the way both have a desperate need to pee. They nip into a cemetery, do the deed and realize they have nothing to wipe themselves with. So…
Rex came home after a hard day at work. He went into the kitchen and realized that it had been freshly painted. He was surprised. He asked his wife if she had painted the kitchen. Karen sat on the couch while eating Cheetos and bon-bons. “No,” she replied. “I’ve been asking you to do the…
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town… They wanted to have s#x when the girl stopped for no reason!! and She say: “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for s#x.” The man reluctantly paid her, and…
A guy goes to a house of pr#stitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed… She’s about to take off her sheer pink negligee, when the fire alarms ring! She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs…
the sweds wife steps up to the tea and as she bends over to place her ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear good God woman why aren’t you wearing any skibbies her husband demanded well she said you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford…
