a groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by The Altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest brightest smile on his face the best man says hey man I know you are happy to be getting married but what’s up you look so excited the…
little Johnny is delivering newspapers he knocks on a door and says to the lady I’m collecting today that’ll be $5 she says I’m a little short on cash but we can screw instead Little Johnny agrees all right he walks in and the lady undoes his pants and pulls them down to her surprise…
a recently divorced man sits down at a bar he glumly orders a drink and notices a woman sitting at the end of the bar the man figures he’s divorced now might as well get back into the game so he walks over and starts chatting what’s a beautiful woman like you doing sitting in…
the tattoo artist gave Young Pretty Woman a tattoo and told her instead of paying me you can just show me your breasts the transaction was Tit for Tat
a guy goes to a br0thel he selects a girl pays her $200 up front and he gets undressed she’s about to take off her sheer pink negy when the fire alarms ring she runs out of the room with his $200 still in her hand he quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after…
a drunk falls into a cab gives the cabby a $20 bill and says I want to get screwed the cabbie dutifully drives him to the BBS and points out a townhouse the drunk staggers up to the front door bangs on it and screams I want to get screwed a female voice answers slip…
so in a London nursing home an old priest Lay Dying For Years he had Faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital he calls the young nurse to come near yes father said the nurse before I die would really like to see Teresa may and Jeremy Corbin whispered the priest I’ll see what…
an elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had 24 in Long manhood when the black male reaches a certain age a string is tied around his thing and on the other end is a weight after a while the weight stretches it to 24…
there was a hundred-year-old man who was about to marry a gorgeous 24-year-old Playboy model concerned for his elderly patient his doctor tried to talk him out of it surely you realize the doctor said the honeymoon could easily cause a life or death medical crisis the old man just grinned and replied if she…
after a six-hour conference an executive checked back into his hotel he said to the receptionist I’m going to my room to shower and rest up for a while if one of your female staff would be interested in keeping me company tonight I’d make it well worth her while he was quite a good…
