This couple had been going out together for quite a while and was thinking about getting married. They finally decided to spend a night in a motel to see if they were sexually compatible. The next morning, he dropped her off at her apartment and said, “So long, Lucy.” She said, “Goodbye, shorty.”
Deep In the Backwoods of lecher County Kentucky a redneck wife went into labor in the middle of the night the Frantic husband called the doctor out to assist in the delivery since there was no electricity the doctor handed the father to be a lantern and said here you hold this high so I…
A priest passed near a young boy’s gang that were hanging out next to the church. He went close to them and asked them, what are you boys doing there? Not much, father. We are playing a game in which whoever says the biggest lie about his love games life wins. Oh, boys. Surprised, said…
Larry an avid hunter from Mississippi walked into the local bar one evening and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills Larry was undoubtedly a good shot something all the locals knew however on this evening there was a hunter from out of state in the bar he told Larry if you’re such a good…
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a br*thel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says: “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one…
A little girl was taking a bath with her mother. The mother stood up in the bath and the girl noticed the dark hair of her pubic area. Pointing to that area, the girl asked, Hey mommy, what is that? The mom was flustered and replied, Oh, that’s my squirrel. The little girl said, Oh,…
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend’s home, her mom advised her, My sweet, whenever your boyfriend wanted to touch your pants, tell him there is a hot oven, so your hand will burn. Next day the mom asked her daughter, Had you a good day? The blonde answered, It was the best…
A woman goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, I’ve got a bit of a problem. I’ll have to take my clothes off to show you. The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready. Well, what is…
A guy goes to a bad house and asks for a girl. The madam explains that she’s sorry, but all the girls are occupied. All she has is the goat at the end of the hall. He can do the goat for ten dollar. Guy goes to the room at the end of the hall,…
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that herhusband had developed a penchant for anal s#x, and she was not sure itwas such a good idea. The Doctor asked, “Do you enjoy it?” She said thatshe did. He asked, “Does it hurt you?” She said no. The Doctor then toldher,…
